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How to confuse your readers |
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Aren't long words lovely? They're interesting and challenging, and they make you seem so much more intelligent than your readers when people say "Huh, what does that mean??? They must be bright to use it!"
The reality of course is that if people can't understand what you are writing or saying, then they probably won't want to work with you. Below are some of our favourite words to understand, but not to use when we are really aiming for "plain speak" or straight forward communication.
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Akimbo
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Badinage
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Baulk
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Behemoth
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Behoove
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Bibulous
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Blimp
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Brouhaha
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Bumptious
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Burlap
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Caboodle
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Cheroot
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Cleat
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Collops
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Concatenation
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Conker
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Costermonger
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Crapulent
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Crepuscular
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Crevice
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Crux
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Cudgel
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Denude
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Desuetude
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Discombobulate
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Dollop
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Farrago
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Finagle
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Flabbergast
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Flange
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Flap
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Flummox
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Fo'c's'le
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Foible
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Frippery
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Funicular
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Haberdashery
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Herbage
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Hoglet
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Hoodwink
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Husk
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Indolent
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Jamboree
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Jonquil
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Kagoul
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Kazoo
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Kerfuffle
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Kiosk
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Lackadaisical
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Lambent
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Lissom
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Lobster
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Ludic
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Mollusc
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Moot
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Nibble
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Oleaginous
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Ooze
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Palimpsest
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Palpate
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Papoose
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Persiflage
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Phantasmagoria
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Plimsoll
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Plinth
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Poltroon
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Ptarmigan
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Punnet
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Pupiparous
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Rambunctious
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Rhythm
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Rootle
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Scamper
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Scintillate
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Serendipity
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Skedaddle
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Slew
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Smidgeon
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Somnambulist
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Soporific
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Spatchcock
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Spatula
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Spigot
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Spool
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Stegophilist
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Strumpet
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Stultify
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Supine
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Susurrus
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Syzygy
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Teleost
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Threnody
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Tmesis
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Trounce
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Truculent
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Tumescent
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Ukulele
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Unctuous
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Unitard
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Uppity
Got that dictionary out yet??
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